Je viens juste de récupérer le client du jeu The Lord Of The Rings Online et en faisant un simple glisser-déposer depuis l’archive ZIP (gérée par Windows©®™) j’ai eu droit à cette question booléenne à choix multiple (ouais, ça veut rien dire non plus):
Heuuu une idée?
Tags: lol, micro$oftMais qu’ils ont de l’humour ces informaticiens, essayez donc un “Whois” sur microsoft.com ou apple.com 
ça donne ceci au départ:
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Eh oui, il en faut des gigas pour Windows Vista! Ayant cru bon de proposer 10Go au glouton, me voici déjà obligé d’augmenter la taille du disque virtuel vmdk à 30 gigas. La manip’ se fait dans cet ordre:
vmware-vdiskmanager en spécifiant la nouvelle taille du disque (et non la quantité d’octets à ajouter)ludo@kanumera:~/vmware/vista$ vmware-vdiskmanager -x 30Gb ./Vista.vmdk
Using log file /tmp/vmware-ludo/vdiskmanager.log
The old geometry C/H/S of the disk is: 1305/255/63
The new geometry C/H/S of the disk is: 3916/255/63
Disk expansion completed successfully.WARNING: If the virtual disk is partitioned, you must use a third-party
utility in the virtual machine to expand the size of the
partitions. For more information, see:
http://www.vmware.com/support/kb/enduser/std_adp.php?p_faqid=1647
J’ai donc passé le disque virtuel Vista.vmdk à 30Gb. Il reste maintenant à agrandir en conséquence la partition NTFS sur laquelle est installé Vista;
/home/ludo/iso/Ubuntu/ubuntu-7.10-desktop-i386.iso dans mon cas)
L.N.C.
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